Monday, 29 June 2026

The subtle art of killing time by Adam Parry

 

The subtle art of killing time.

 

In town that Saturday Norah Blue bumped into Sylvia a friend of one of her siblings. Sylvia asked her what was she doing in Town.

‘I’m just killing time until I meet Jane,’ Sylvia nose wrinkled as if she were breathing in methane or mustard gas when Nora said ‘killing time.’

Abruptly Sylvia said:

‘Well I’ll be off,’ and she stalked off to the nearest charity shop down the way to the Castlegate end.

Nora tried to dismiss the dirty look and the small, no not small, tiny woman’s dislike she had for those that said killing time as if they had in some obscure way blasphemed. She thought to go into the charity shop and apologize say something like I didn’t want to upset you but instead she fumed for a bit and muttered to herself:

‘What’s wrong with killing time surely it’s better than wasting time or spending time as if time was coinage.’ In a louder mutter, ‘time isn’t something you could buy or sell’ so she decided:

‘I’ll stick with killing time as it’s much more accurate, but maybe I should look in Roget’s Thesaurus,’ and smiled at her sarcasm.

She walked to the cross-roads. She knew she wouldn’t make it across, not without running, before the green man went out, when she made it to the kerb stragglers were still in road but Norah Blue stood there patiently, looking down she saw a £1 coin and smiled broadly as she picked it up despite the brisk, cold wind from the North Sea that carefree blasted on her face almost sending her hat flying. When the light changed slowly she made her way across looking down just in case she found a partner to the £1, much to the annoyance of the hasty bus driver she eventually made it to the other side before the driver broke rank and ran her over.

To her surprise she found herself in a group of protestors demanded the Boycott of Barclay’s bank, one handed her a leaflet. She looked through it and listened to the chants. One of the protestors at the back was trying to get in the doorway of the bank, but was pushed back by the cops determined not to let any of them in. She stood there for five minutes watching as one after another tried to get in but each time the taller, stronger, determined cops pushed them back to the curb. She was slightly disappointed that there were only ten protester and she considered joining them, but her head was turned by the exquisite sounds of a long-haired blonde Japanese electric guitarist outside HMV, slowly she meandered over and put the pound in his receptacle of admiration.

This isn’t ‘killing time,’ Miss Sylvie. It’s enjoying time. She lit up a regal king-size which took her a while in the cold wind until she found shelter in the doorway of Gregg’s. She sucked in the Regal in the doorway listening for a while the beautiful noise the Japanese guy played. Drowning out the protesters. It started to rain so she went under the vestibule of the Infinity Centre. Being a Saturday bag laden people let her hold the door open for them, with not a word of Thanks. Inside there were hordes of them and she wondered if there really was a cost of living crisis.

While she smoked Miss Blue looked at her phone, saw that she only had an hour and a half left to kill before she met with her daughter, stubbing out the cigarette in one of few ashtrays on the particular stretch of shops she thought I will be good and have her as good a day as I’m having. But the crowds of people she dodged and apologized to was tiring her and then spotted the noodle bar Helen had vomited outside and she had to call Jane’s adoptive parents to come and get Helen, Nora had cried that day and glared at the beautiful people who thought she was a mad old lady and was spoiling their day, the looks they gave her as if she saw they had just been baptized as a Satanist.

She went into the Infinity Centre, a gentle man held the door open for her she thanked him as if she had all the time in the world she stopped at every pop up stalls one by one with practiced ease, one sold expensive crystals, others wood carved jungle of animals one she particularly liked was a giraffe but it was ridiculously expensive but she admired the wood carvers’ skills, there was cheaper small elephant that would look good in her collection and she paid the price gladly, perhaps she would give it to Helen and get another for herself, but she had to keep money back to pay for the cinema and get Jane a burger after the film, she had her face in her head she was so beautiful and still little reaching up to her hip, she only saw her every second month now, and Nora’s excitement was building, she wondered if Jane had got any taller, last time she’d seen her daughter had put on weight and that had made her sad, she was still at Primary School, her so-called adoptive parents were feeding her too much. Nora said to herself she should give them a hard time, but they’d probably ignore her.

Less than an hour until she saw Jane now and her excitement built up, buoyed and walking lightly as the floor of the centre was covered in cotton wool she made it down the thirty steps to the toilet wondering if she would get back up the steps once she’d peed however she did, slow as an old woman she was not quite yet, but it killed some time, but irritatingly three kids and heavily laden grandmother bumped into her as she reached the tops and almost slipped back, they barged by at her side without a ward of apology.

Breathless she went to the new blue plastic moulded seat and reached it before someone else could steal it from her. Slowly she managed to regulate her breathing and took a book out of her bag, an Anne Enright she was halfway through, but because of the noise in the Infinity Centre she couldn’t concentrate  so marked the page and put it back in her bag.

She wondered if it was Christmas that no-one had let her know it was Christmas, but she was sure Christmas was two month away, it’s supposed to be a cost of living crises - these crowds obviously had so much money they didn’t give the pan handlers a penny.

Soon now, she smiled as she checked the time on her phone, resting she concentrated the people passing: couples with kids; other kids without their parents shouting and scarily involved in play fights; everywhere there were women with red dyed-hair of all the colours of the rainbow, emos in pink-hair all black with chains and disgusting tattoo’s one every spare piece of flesh. an army of middle-aged men heading for the Lewis’ sale and women with fixed determination in their eyes avoiding the male gaze. Time seemed like a TV show on fast forward, and dizzied Nora’s eyes.

Then she saw when crowds parted a teenage lassie by the hole in the wall, she was crying and at the same looking around then a well-dressed, immaculate man approached, the girl’s sobbing intensified she looked like a wean who’d never got what she wanted. The gentleman asked her if she was OK. Although Norah couldn’t  hear what they were saying it was obvious what was going, the actress was laying it on thick, her false face wet with tears, the gentleman was taken in. She looked fifteen but was probably thirteen she managed to control her sobs the look of palpable relief spoke on his face, and she told him of what a terrible day she’d had, she’d been robbed she was trying to contact her mum but she wasn’t answering, could he give her some money. I’ll pay you back, she undoubtedly told him, I’ll give you my address. He fell for it and when he took out his wallet, her eyes fixed on it then quick as a cobra she grabbed his wallet and ran. Norah thought I could’ve told him what would happen minutes ago, The girl legged it to the steps down to the car park. He started to chase after her, but, Nora thought, you’ve nay chance. And Nora laughed at the tragi-comedy she just witness free of charge. Hope, she thought, Helen doesn’t turn out like that when she grows up. She tutted and tutted guilty that she had laughed so loud.

Nora now was over-heated  and crowded by the other shoppers. The plastic chair had begun to have her sweaty so she levelled herself onto her feet looked at her phone again and her heart sank, the telephone exhorted cruelly that there was still an hour until she saw her daughter.

Had time stopped? It had been at an hour away when sat down and she felt she’d been there an hour itself. She had to think about what she could do to kill this extra hour, but couldn’t think of anything, but she looked forward to the meal they’d have and the animated film they’d see and heart almost broken lifted a little.

She took the forty steps where across the road at the bottom of steps was the Disunion Square as she called it during the Scottish Independence Referendum.

There before she crossed of an unhappy looking homeless guy who was invisible at least to the people in front of her, but when Nora got to the pavement she told him what a rascal his dog was beside him was and pulled out an unopened packet of biscuits and put it beside the recycled old McDonalds cup with 5p at the bottom. He looked at her as  if she’d given him the Black Death, poor thing she thought.

Further along the pavement there was set of traffic lights, on the far side there were at huge group of people straining at the leash, for the green mannie to light and when it did they rushed over into Nora’s path a brightly clothes wall of flesh, she felt as invisible as the homeless guy, she tried to get out of their way and missed the lights and stood as impatiently as they to cross the road. But, it killed some time. As she was crossing a car blared it’s horn at her and made her jump in fright. Safely over the road she recalled she had all the Nero loyalty card stamps and was due a free coffee.

Slowly she walked by the smokers outside the Disunion Square  and went into the new Nero’s she hadn’t been in before. Inside it seemed over-heated and even more crowded than the Infinity Centre, but she put herself in the queue and watched the barista’s as well-practiced swiftly worked the queue down to Nora, the was a tall black guy and another fatter in comparison black guy who seemed to be doing all the work, the two lassies behind the counter looked lost as if it  were their first day at the job, he’d made three flat whites for some grumpy tourists fresh from the train station across the entrance to the Arcade, while the lassies made an expresso between them. 

She had thought about getting a gift card for Helen, she’s too young she told herself. Those two better not have been letting her drink coffee. She’s too young. Too young she wanted to shout at Helen’s adoptive parents, but they weren’t there for her to shout at, scream at.

She gave one of the new girls her Loyalty card and asked for a double expresso, with milk on the side.

She looked round for a seat holding tightly the tray there were none nearby so she cautiously went to the back of the coffee shop, all the leather upholstered seats and tables were occupied except for one under a window. She poured the milk in to the black liquid and stirred three sugars.

Everybody seemed to be speaking so loudly, across the way a young woman was oblivious to the world around her on her laptop, further away an angry man was chiding who Nora presumed was car mechanic who hadn’t fixed his car properly.

At a table under another window three Chinese woman were laughing giddily at what Nora hadn’t a clue but it must’ve been incredibly funny by their reaction. All the rest were doom scrolling on their phones as if they had nothing better to do. One of the Chinese woman shrieked with hilarity getting on Nora’s nerves she sounded like someone playing a saw on a Stradivarius, angrily she slurped down her coffee and got out of there. At least it was free. She stood by a bin and lit up her penultimate Regal.

She looked about her, cigarette butts were everywhere. Look, she shouted inside, there’s a bin there and just over there were the blind?

Thirty minutes until she’d see Helen’s pretty face, yet she eyed every passing kid to make sure they weren’t her daughter, some looked like her, but on closer inspection, disappointedly dismissed them all.

She pointedly stubbed out her cigarette into the bin and went in the Disunion Square.

Seemed cooler in here than she had been all afternoon, and spacious as if the world had gone to bed early. She took the escalator towering over a Costas, up to the first floor where all the restaurants and the cinema’s were.

She dismissed almost all the restaurants, as she had done with the children who looked vaguely like her daughter, as she past them, one had intolerable food another they had been in too many times, others that had bad memories for her and stopped to look at the advertisements outside the cinema to see what was on, then went in and used the machine, Helen had told how to use it.

Her feet were sore, but some kids had taken over the massage chairs outside the foyer so she went over to the bar and ordered a second expresso this time with no milk. Apart from herself the bar was empty even the vast foyer with it popcorn machines and rows of sweeties was almost empty except for the young woman who checked the tickets before going in - once she’d seen the lassie in the street she’d completely ignored Nora – she’d do the same to her today as if she were nothing.

Stupidly she had chosen to sit on a high stool at the bar and wobbled about a bit and as her coffee arrived the shrill of the phone in her bag on the floor echoed in the lonely foyer. She almost tipped over onto the sticky floor in her haste to answer it, when she saw who was calling she almost wept.

‘I’m sorry Nora.’ He said. ‘Helen’s sick.’ Nora could hear the woman in the background saying:

‘Tell her she’s been in and out of the toilet since six.’

Nora wanted to scream and break her phone on the cheap marbled bar.

‘Yeah.’ He said distracted. ‘Helen’s really bad she won’t be able to meet you.

Nora hung up.

She ordered a vodka straight and sipped it slowly as if it was time and looked at her phone.

Only 35,712 hours until I see her. Plenty of time to kill. She hid her phone in her pocket and ordered another vodka, a double this time. No ice.

 

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