Monday 13 August 2018

Sale of the Century by Adam Parry

Eyes for sale well washed
Fingers for rent long nails extra
Nose £350pcm no unemployed
Lips unused buy one pair get one free
Teeth only one owner slightly chipped
Ears only needed to hear listening extra
Fifty percent off cheeks or buy 4 for the price of 3
And chins cheap as chips batteries not included.

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